Perky's Perambulation

I was at the gym today, and whilst on the treadmill, decided to watch bits of the 2010 Australian PGA Championship, playing on One HD. During one of the advert breaks, I saw an absolutely appalling golf advert, where the PGA was promoting intimidation, street mugging, theft, spiteful bullying and general thuggery.  I haven’t been able to find a copy of the ad on YouTube, but have typed out the details I recall below.

Mirrored from P.R. Kaye's Presence.